The Catholic church is in the process of beatifying pope John Paul II which is one step away from making him a saint.
Apparently there is no doubt that he performed at least 1 miracle and there are several more miracles which are being considered to give him the required 2 to make saint.
If Ian Holloway keeps Blackpool in the premier league this season, the vatican is rumoured to be considering a fast track procedure to make him Saint Olly of Bristol.
"Helping Blackpool to Escape relegation from the premier league would be a miracle of such glorious proportions that we feel instant sainthood would apply to Mr Holloway,"
suggested a vatican spokesman.
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